Monthly Archives: March 2020

And You Thought COVID-19 Was Bad? (Pt. 3)

Wrapping up our series on biological disaster flicks, we officially plow into the side of a mountain with a movie so bad, it’s good.

Full disclosure: this film was “Made for TV” (ABC-TV as it happens). And while a certain demographic may shrug at the news (after all, Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad were “Made for TV”!), those of us old enough to have survived

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And You Thought COVID-19 Was Bad? (Pt. 2)

The Andromeda Strain (1971; Dir. Robert Wise)

Quick Synopsis—A U.S. satellite crashes the desert outside a small town in New Mexico. When a recovery team sent to retrieve the device abruptly stops transmitting, concerned government officials activate “Wildfire,”

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And You Thought COVID-19 Was Bad? (Pt. 1)

In 1944, in an attempt to bolster a British morale deflated by hardship both home and abroad, Sir Lawrence Olivier co-adapted, directed and starred in Shakespeare’s Henry V, a bit of altruism (narcissism?) that not only went over big with critics and the general public, but also garnered him a special Academy Award. Mission accomplished!

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The Unexpected Lethality of Household Items: A Jason Bourne Tutorial

You ever found yourself surveying the accumulation of detritus that is your abode, thinking: Christ, what a shit-show? And pledging to yourself that, come the weekend, all that bric-a-brac, all those bits and bobs, all that knick-knackery, will be donated to the Salvation Army so…help…you…God!

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