LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
Today, I signed legislation to hold China accountable for its oppressive actions against the people of Hong Kong. It’s the first time anybody’s ever done anything like that. I did this myself, for the most part.
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