When one creates a blog this accessible, this entertaining, this literate, one must accept that, in due course, an incredible amount of electronic fan mail likely will pass over the transom. And while my introverted half would prefer to hide deep within the dark recesses of that ivory tower known as film knowledge/arcana, the extroverted side understands that it is critical to maintain a relationship with the great unwashed.
Thus, I have committed myself to quarterly responses to various comments, queries and suggestions received from my adoring public, a readership that now numbers in the mid two digits.
And so, without further ado, an actual sampling of comments received on www.theconflictedfilmsnob.com and my heartfelt responses. Keep ’em coming!
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